Finals Week=Shorter Zoots
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-That little white circle in the back is not a small moon orbiting Johnny Damon, thats the baseball; he didn't make that catch. As a matter of fact, very players in pinstripes made catches last night. the Yankees lost to the Red Sox 6-4 last night at a rain drenched Yankee Stadium. That's not even the foul line. That line signifies the threshold the Yankees are about to cross. Between their new billion-dollar stadium, and over-payed under-achieving offseason acquisitions, the Yankees are about to cross the line into full-fledged disappointment-ism. Actually, as you can see, they're sliding head first across that line. The Yankees have played 4 games against the Red Sox this season and they've won as many as you have (assuming none of you are Vlad Guerrero) The Yankees spent nearly 2 billion dollars this offseason, yet they haven't gotten 5 dollars worth of good play. Their stadium is now a collection of restaurants more so than it is a ballpark (Unfortunately there's no sending CC back for being cold).
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Ohhhh s-nap. =)
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The Mets actually have a ridiculous line up of famous New York restaurateurs who were convinced to set up shop in what I will never not refer to as Shea Stadium. I know the Shake Shack guys (Madison Square Park) are doing burgers, Blue Smoke is doing bbq, and some kind of catch of the day thing that's supposed to have ridiculous lobster rolls.
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