-Are you going to sit there and honestly try to tell me that you didn't see this one coming? This one never fails. They would set the trains by this one if anyone rode trains anymore. Brett Favre will be meeting later this week with Vikings coach Brad Childress about maybe playing a little quarterback for the Purple People Eaters.
Two years ago Brett Favre handcuffed the Green Bay Packers by taking months to decide if he was going to come back. Dude couldn't decide if he still had the passion for the game, the physical ability to succeed, or the aptitude to be a successful quarterback, and that was 2 years ago! Then last year he retired, check that, didn't retire, forced his way out of Green Bay and onto the Jets (Jets Fans rejoiced). They started 8-3, but Favre threw 2 TDs to 9 INTs down the stretch and the Jets ended up missing the playoffs. He retired again this year, and the Jets recently released him (Jets fans rejoiced)
At this point, Favre is 39 years old, and is recovering from a torn biceps tendon. Here's a list of funny things that I think have more structural integrity than Brett Favre's arm:
-Ron Artest's composure
-Chris Brown and Rhianna's relationship
-Bubbles
-Carlos Mencia's sense of humor
-Soft Serve Ice Cream. Very Hot Day. Hot Fudge. No Sprinkles.
-Brett Favre's word
If Favre wants to play, thats fine. I have no problem with that. Just please hurry it up and decide so we can all get on with our lives. I'm going to boycott Brett Favre on the Zoot until he gets out of our faces.
O I thought of another one:
-The end of a shoelace when the little plastic thing has fallen off. Admit it, that is spot on.
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Perfect.
ReplyDeleteThis LEAD the nightly news here in Milwaukee.
Seriously?
Loved the list of things more structurally sound.
Perfect.
How about these?
ReplyDelete- Charles Barkley's golf swing
- Phil Mickelson in a major
- Jenga
- A house of cards in a wind tunnel
- A soft shell taco with too much food in it