Daily Zoot - 2/12/09

The Daily Zoot is all the new you needed to know Yesterday, soon

-UNC beat Duke last night. Duke borrowed Antoine Walker's shot selection, taking 24 three pointers. And his accuracy, making only 8.

-Obviously Michael Phelps gave the names of the other 8 kids. Here is how I think that Convo with the Police went.

Cop: Michael, I know this is a hard decision, but would you consider giving us the names of the other kids, for very little in re-

Mike: Absolutely

lawyer: These are your friends Michael, maybe you should think about what coul-

Mike: Thinkin' about it, Thought about, let's do it.

lawyer: Alright, but I'm warning you that yo-

Mike: Whatever, whatever; Let's get snitchin'

-Adam Dunn signed with the Washington Nationals today. Look for the Odd Couple starring Lastings Milledge and Dunn in Washington this Spring.