The Investigative journalists at Them Sports were able to uncover the winners of the College Basketball end of season awards 6 weeks before any other source, take that Hannah Storm. This is part one of a 4 part series with the results.
C - Hasheem Thabeet-Connecticut: Will lead the NCAA in Blocks and Teeth.
F - Blake Griffin-Oklahoma: Leading NCAA in rebounding, and 1st in Big XII in scoring.
He is last nationally in facial expression. When reached for comment he said, "Brains....."
F - Tyler Hansbrough - North Carolina: Maybe this will make up for being overlooked at the Oscars last night for best actor in a foul drawing role, yeah I said it.
G- James Harden - Arizona State: Little known west coast guard gets love for having to put up with a terrible last name for playground ridicule. Also for wearing stockings.
G- Stephen Curry - Davidson: Nation's leading scorer is known for being son of NBA sharpshooter Dell Curry, Although I think he looks more like the son of the Slowskys.
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