Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Daily Zoot - 2/17/09

-The Jaguars released Fred Taylor yesterday. Said Jags coach Jack Del Rio, "Fred, you no longer have a double shot at Love with me and Bill Romanowski." 

-A-Rod is having a press conference today. Drink each time you hear the word "Sorry." Half a beer each time you hear "fan" or "children". A full beer if there is a tear or crying. And a shot if he sounds sincere. 

-In NBA news the Sacremento Kings traded the notion of a second round pick (A protected pick they will more than likely never have give up) to the Boston Celtics for the general idea behind Sam Cassell(a player who will likely be released and stay in Boston before he even has to hit the Left Coast). It is reportedly the NBA's first completely theoretical trade. 

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