Thursday, February 19, 2009

Daily Zoot - 2/19/09

The Daily Zoot is all the news you needed to know yesterday, soon

-Ken Griffey Jr. decided to return to Seattle yesterday, the city where he enjoyed the most success. Not a second too soon, his trade from Seattle to Cincinnati in 1999 will go down with loss of the rib-which as one of history's greatest crimes against humanity. I think that sandwich would taste better than the 400 more home runs Griffey Jr. could have hit had he stayed in Seattle. Definitely saucier. 

-After being traded to the Oklahome City Thunder on Tuesday, Tyson Chandler is heading back to New Orleans after OKC rescinded the trade late Wednesday night. Said OKC General Manager Sam Presti in a press conference, "Nothing out of the ordinary happened here, I just really like yankin chains."

-Alex Ovechkin had in insane goal last night. The event marked the first, and likely last time that Hockey will ever be talked about in the Daily Zoot. 

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