Tiger Woods returns today after taking nine months off for ACL reconstruction. He returns today in the first round of the WGC-Accenture Match-Play Championship. If you're watching today, the incredibly sweaty man next to Tiger on the first tee is his first round opponent Brendan Jones. Jones has about as good a chance to win today as the goat did in Jurassic Park.
-Tiger Speak
What He Said: "my short game has gotten a little bit better."
What He Meant: "you're F***ed."
What He Said: "Both legs have been stronger than they have ever been, Stability is something I haven't had in years."
What He Meant: "You're sooooo F***ed."
New Nike Commercial for Tiger's return:
Exactly
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