Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Daily Zoot - 2/18/09 - All Baseball Edition


The Daily Zoot is all the news you needed to know yesterday, soon

-Many Baseball teams start Spring Training in the coming days. This is time the players use to get to know each other staying up all night in their PJ's talking about their favorite things; movies, foods, places to play, injection sites...

-Which reminds me, Manny Ramirez is still unsigned, although his dreadlocks have been pegged to play Amy Winehouse's pubic hair in an upcoming movie.

-A-Rod claimed that he and an unnamed cousin procured an injectable energy supplement named Bole from the streets of the Dominican Republic 2001-2003. I understand steroids being bad, but I think his biggest mistake was buying drugs off the streets of the Dominican Republic, everything you buy there comes with Pink Eye and a Staph Infection. 

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