Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Drama Done in Little D?...For Now

Oh, no you didn't...

When Josh McDaniels settled in Denver, there was quickly a clash of interests between the new head coach and the returning Pro-Bowl quarterback, Jay Cutler. What did you really think would happen when footballers stopped acting polite and started acting real?

Even Davis and Tyrie were surprised when their claim to fame as the Best Fight on the Real World was surpassed by the new Bronco roommates' antics. Apparently, Denver is the place to be for silly fights that are highly publicized and no one really cares about them because everyone knows both parties are just doing their best imitation of The Plastics (see picture). Building upon the standards set from past episodes, McDaniels and Cutler took their fight to another level on the awesomeness scale, never attained before.

The sulking and crying Cutler and co. jumped to conclusions, pointed the finger and sold their homes in the Denver area. Think the Cutlers just wanted to move into a larger pad? Nah, those tears were genuine. Plus, after digging through the trash, there's no way someone could go through all that chocolate ice cream without having cried at some point.

McDaniels, looking to one-up Cutler, reverted to his mentor's style of handling public criticism and locker room issues. He didn't say anything. He taped it so that it could be used to game-plan later. Smart Joshy, always looking for a leg up on his competition.

However, now all of that is worked out. Jay's the starter with Josh's support, but if Josh decides he can upgrade, he left that door open. So, just like Brooke and Davis, and Cady Heron and Regina George, Josh McDaniels and Jay Cutler set aside their differences after enough emotional trauma was inflicted, for now.

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