This Just In...

There has been an update to the A-Rod Story from the Daily Zoot. It now looks like he might not require surgery, or at least so say the Yankees. Said Yankees Gm Brian Cashman, "We were all ready to head into surgery when I realized that the YES Network has 24 hours of broadcasting a day to fill, and A-Rod is pretty much all we got so we're gonna need him to stay with the team."